There REALLY needs to be a straight edge dating site and people who just abstain from drugs and alcohol and choose not to label themselves. If you are one of these people, you know what i mean.

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Want to install a kitty door but do not want to cut a hole into your landlord’s property? A non intrusive kitty door would be simple to install. Basically a system that has the door close onto a new object other than the frame. A wedge. The wedge would have the kitty door. Basically an extension to the frame that makes the door close a bit earlier. A long triangular piece to lay horizontally along the top of the frame and a long rectangular piece vertically along the side of the frame the door closes in on.

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You ever look at your bank statement and come across an item that you just do not understand? What is “Pronto FRST08 KneeBSTR Ont, CAN” and why was 57.21$ debited to them? A simple google search will give you a hint to who or what has received your money but a database to house all this info would be a plus.

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I think a tasteless edible glue and netting for sandwiches and tacos would be awesome. I am unsure i need to say much more really… It would basically keep everything together and from falling apart.

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I think it could be fun to play Operation (Originally by Milton Bradley, now made by Hasbro) and instead of the regular Operation board, Paris Hilton’s vagina can be used. The object of the game won’t change; you will still need to carefully and skillfully remove objects from the subject (in this case Hilton’s vag). Off the top of my head, these items would include various STDs, a paper clip, car keys, a winning lottery ticket, and the remains of her neighbor’s cat. I think an added effect would be to replace the default buzzing sound that occurs when the edges are hit with queef noises or maybe some sayings like “that’s hot”.

I can see this selling very well.

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Not so much an ‘idea’ as it is a want or a desire to listen to a tribute album to Deftones by The London Symphony Orchestra. I can only imagine this would make me cream my pants upon the first 5 seconds of listening to it. I think the Deftones are worthy enough of a tribute album.

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I have always wondered why this wasn’t in existence already. Personally, i have my earlobes gauged at 00. I am always wishing i had tiny speakers that fit into my lobes just as my plugs do. I do have headphones that go inside of your ears, but they are a tad bigger than my gauges. There are plenty of situations where i would like to listen to music, but would like to also be aware of my surroundings as well. We are not always in a situation where we can drown out the rest of the world and listen to some headphones. Being able to house some tiny speakers in your lobes would be a great way to listen to music AND pay attention to your what is around you. Perhaps your line of work requires you to be able to hear whats going on? Maybe you are a jogger and need to be able to listen to traffic? Whatever the reason may be, i do believe there is a market for it.

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I was watching Insidious today and i though “This movie sucks” and “how cool would it be if these people were being haunted by Tom Cruise?”. Some key scenes of the film would be:

-the mother hearing Tom Cruise recite famous lines from his hit movies on the baby monitor.
-random Scientology related books landing onto the floor
-stepping into a dark room and turning the lights on only to find Tom Cruise hopping up and down on the couch.

I think this is the basis of a great flick.

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While looking for plugins to better suit my needs on this blog, i was trying to look for one that would automatically append number of the next item in my “list of ideas”. I found nothing. I am sure there will be more posts related to wordpress plugins, so if there are any programmers of plugins out there… maybe you want to bookmark my blog.

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This blog is going to be a place for me to empty out all my ideas that i am coming up with constantly. My hope is that someone with the proper means and motivation will see my idea and run with it so i don’t have to sit and dream.

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